he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
ttyl tear gas
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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