Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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