I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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