can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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