thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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