Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need to stop coming to work sober
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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