you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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