it hurts more in the daytime
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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