you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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