is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize