normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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