It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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