i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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