fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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