she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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