I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You were trust falling into bushes
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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