Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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