I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
did i just pee glitter
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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