Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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