Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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