i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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