chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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