In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
The air taste purple.
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