Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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