I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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