Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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