this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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