Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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