dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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