I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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