We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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