you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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