How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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