Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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