Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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