so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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