okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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