dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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