Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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