I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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