his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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