Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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