I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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