one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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