Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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