So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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