I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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