Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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