I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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