That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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