If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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