Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
