Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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