I need help removing her.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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