apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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