No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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