Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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