Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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