During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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