No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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