I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This is my gift to your gina
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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