normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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